Upcoming Shows

• ALL STAR COMEDY SHOW 02/09/12 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM Show: Thu, February 09, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• Steve Rannazzisi: You’re Either In or You’re Out; The Tour - SPECIAL EVENT Feb 10 NOTE: Steve will also be appearing at Governor's Levittown on 2/11/12.
  Select Show: Select Fri, February 10, 2012 8:00 PM Fri, February 10, 2012 10:30 PM
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• CHRIS ROACH Feb 11 Standing 6’6” tall Chris is bringing comedy to new heights. His self deprecating humor and mannerisms make this gentle giant stand out from the rest (or at least taller than... Read More
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• SUNDAY NIGHT FUNNIES 2/12/12 Enjoy your Sunday with a laugh! $14. Admission plus 2 beverage minimum per person at table. Show: Sun, February 12, 2012 7:30 PM Buy Tickets
  
• VALENTINE'S DAY SHOW WITH TIM KROMPIER - SPECIAL EVENT Share a LAUGH with your favorite Valentine or Friends, at our Valentine's Day Show , Featuring Long Island Comedian, Tim Krompier. SHOW PRICE $20.00 PER PERSON, PLUS A 2-BEVER... Read More Show: Tue, February 14, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• ALL STAR COMEDY 2/16/12 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM Show: Thu, February 16, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• JOE DEVITO Feb 17 - Feb 18 Joe DeVito has the power to start fires using his mind, and he also does standup comedy. Whether taking on relationships, his Italian-American family, or current events, Joe's dead-on t... Read More
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• COLIN KANE - SPECIAL EVENT A born and bred New Yorker, Colin Kane has been laying the comedy smackdown on packed houses since 2002, forging his career on the New York comedy circuit. Playing to audiences in New Y... Read More Show: Fri, February 17, 2012 10:30 PM Buy Tickets
  
• SUNDAY NIGHT FUNNIES 2/19/12 Enjoy your Sunday with a laugh! $14. Admission plus 2 beverage minimum per person at table. Show: Sun, February 19, 2012 7:30 PM Buy Tickets
  
• ALL STAR COMEDY SHOW 02/23/12 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM Show: Thu, February 23, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• CARL LABOVE Feb 24 - Feb 25 If the mark of a great entertainer is the ability to continually reinvent, create and astonish an audience, then Carl LaBove has undoubtedly made his mark. An original founding member o... Read More
  Select Show: Select Fri, February 24, 2012 8:00 PM Sat, February 25, 2012 8:00 PM Sat, February 25, 2012 10:30 PM
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• ALL STAR COMEDY 2/26/12 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM Show: Sun, February 26, 2012 3:30 PM Buy Tickets
  
• PRIVATE FUNDRAISER 02/26/12 Show: Sun, February 26, 2012 7:30 PM Signup
  
• PRIVATE FUNDRAISER Show: Wed, February 29, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• ALL STAR COMEDY 3/01/12 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM Show: Thu, March 01, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• DOV DAVIDOFF NOTE: Dov Davidoff will also be appearing at Governor's in Levittown on 3/3/12. Show: Fri, March 02, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• SANDY MARKS Mar 3 Sandy Marks has been doing stand-up comedy for the past 11 years and has appeared on the CBS television show "The King Of Queens." He has performed his stand-up comedy at the ... Read More
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• SUNDAY NIGHT FUNNIES 03/04/12 Enjoy your Sunday with a laugh! $14. Admission plus 2 beverage minimum per person at table. Show: Sun, March 04, 2012 7:30 PM Buy Tickets
  
• ALL STAR COMEDY 3/08/12 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM Show: Thu, March 08, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• PETE LEE Mar 9 - Mar 10 Pete Lee is a total momma’s boy. He is about as tough as fire on a floating candle. If Pete were your best friend, you would never stop making fun of ... Read More
  Select Show: Select Fri, March 09, 2012 8:00 PM Sat, March 10, 2012 7:30 PM Sat, March 10, 2012 10:00 PM
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• McGuire's Open Mic Night - SPECIAL EVENT Mar 9 - Apr 13 Our Open Mic Night showcases up and coming Comedy Talent. Comics get about seven minutes of stage time and are required to bring six paying customers, so we have an audience to practic... Read More
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• PRIVATE FUNDRAISER 03/11/12 Show: Sun, March 11, 2012 7:30 PM Signup
  
• ALL STAR COMEDY 3/15/12 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM Show: Thu, March 15, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• THE IRISH SHOW WITH MICK THOMAS WARM UP FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY WITH RISING STAR, MICK THOMAS, AS HE PRESENTS HIS "IRISH SHOW" Show: Fri, March 16, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• RICHIE BYRNE ON ST. PATRICKS'S DAY Mar 17 CELEBRATE ST. PATRICKS'S DAY WITH COMEDIAN RICHIE BYRNE.
  Select Show: Select Sat, March 17, 2012 7:30 PM Sat, March 17, 2012 10:00 PM
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• SUNDAY NIGHT FUNNIES 3/18/12 Enjoy your Sunday with a laugh! $14. Admission plus 2 beverage minimum per person at table. Show: Sun, March 18, 2012 7:30 PM Buy Tickets
  
• PRIVATE FUNDRAISER 03/21/12 Show: Wed, March 21, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• ALL STAR COMEDY 3/22/12 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM Show: Thu, March 22, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• DOM IRRERA - SPECIAL EVENT NOTE: Dom will also be appearing at Governor's in Levittown on 3/24/12. Show: Fri, March 23, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• MIKE YARD Mar 24 Born on the luscious island of, St. Croix in the United States Virgin Islands, Michael Yard gave up his dreams of becoming a professional baseball player and moved with his family to Ne... Read More
  Select Show: Select Sat, March 24, 2012 7:30 PM Sat, March 24, 2012 10:00 PM
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• ALL STAR COMEDY 3/25/12 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM Show: Sun, March 25, 2012 3:30 PM Buy Tickets
  
• PRIVATE FUNDRAISER FOR DUCKS FAST PITCH SOFTBALL Show: Sun, March 25, 2012 7:30 PM Buy Tickets
  
• ALL STAR COMEDY 3/28/12 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM Show: Wed, March 28, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• ALL STAR COMEDY 3/29/12 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM Show: Thu, March 29, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• SUNDAY NIGHT FUNNIES Apr 1 - Jun 24 Enjoy your Sunday with a laugh! $14. Admission plus 2 beverage minimum per person at table.
  Select Show: Select Sun, April 01, 2012 7:30 PM Sun, April 22, 2012 7:30 PM Sun, April 29, 2012 7:30 PM Sun, May 06, 2012 7:30 PM Sun, May 20, 2012 7:30 PM Sun, May 27, 2012 7:30 PM Sun, June 03, 2012 7:30 PM Sun, June 10, 2012 7:30 PM Sun, June 24, 2012 7:30 PM
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• ALL STAR COMEDY Apr 5 - Jun 28 Featuring the best comics from Long Island and around the country. ADMISSION $14. + A 2-BEVERAGE PP MINIMUM
  Select Show: Select Thu, April 05, 2012 8:00 PM Thu, April 19, 2012 8:00 PM Thu, April 26, 2012 8:00 PM Thu, May 03, 2012 8:00 PM Thu, May 10, 2012 8:00 PM Thu, May 17, 2012 8:00 PM Thu, May 24, 2012 8:00 PM Thu, May 31, 2012 8:00 PM Thu, June 07, 2012 8:00 PM Thu, June 14, 2012 8:00 PM Thu, June 21, 2012 8:00 PM Thu, June 28, 2012 8:00 PM
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• ERIC TARTAGLIONE Apr 6 - Apr 7 Eric Tartaglione is is a fast rising, high-energy comic with a very physically expressive, clean act. He has an extreme degree of likeability with a variety of audiences, as comfortable... Read More
  Select Show: Select Fri, April 06, 2012 8:00 PM Sat, April 07, 2012 7:30 PM Sat, April 07, 2012 10:00 PM
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• JOE STARR Apr 12 - Apr 15 When Joe Starr headlines casinos, nightclubs and theaters across America and Canada, he brings with him twenty years of experience and a healthy respect for show biz history. The gra... Read More
  Select Show: Select Thu, April 12, 2012 8:00 PM Fri, April 13, 2012 8:00 PM Sat, April 14, 2012 7:30 PM Sat, April 14, 2012 10:00 PM Sun, April 15, 2012 7:30 PM
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• MIKE YARD APRIL 20-21 Apr 20 - Apr 21 Born on the luscious island of, St. Croix in the United States Virgin Islands, Michael Yard gave up his dreams of becoming a professional baseball player and moved with his family to Ne... Read More
  Select Show: Select Fri, April 20, 2012 8:00 PM Sat, April 21, 2012 7:30 PM Sat, April 21, 2012 10:00 PM
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• PAULY SHORE - SPECIAL EVENT Born into a life of comedy, Pauly Shore is seared into the public consciousness for his attention- grabbing comedic talents, and his meteoric rise to notoriety in the 1990’s with... Read More Show: Mon, April 23, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• Senior Comedy Luncheon -SPECIAL EVENT Lunch is served at Noon and the show begins at right after lunch. If you'd like to join in the fun ... just call us for more information, or to reserve your spot. It`s a... Read More Show: Wed, April 25, 2012 1:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• ANGEL SALAZAR May 18 - May 19 Angel Salazar is not your typical comedian. With his Cuban/Puerto Rican heritage, this manic, human laugh factory is rather difficult to describe. Salazar's performance is a mixture of ... Read More
  Select Show: Select Fri, May 18, 2012 8:00 PM Sat, May 19, 2012 7:30 PM Sat, May 19, 2012 10:00 PM
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• STEVE WHITE Jun 15 - Jun 16 Unpredictability and liveliness are to be expected of any showcase headlined by Steve White. Steve's loud voice and vibrant personality assail crowds and dare them to keep up with his u... Read More
  Select Show: Select Fri, June 15, 2012 8:00 PM Sat, June 16, 2012 7:30 PM Sat, June 16, 2012 10:00 PM
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• ROB FALCONE Jun 22 - Jun 23
  Select Show: Select Fri, June 22, 2012 8:00 PM Sat, June 23, 2012 7:30 PM Sat, June 23, 2012 10:00 PM
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• CHRIS MONTY Born and raised on Long Island, Chris was fascinated with show business at an early age. He yearned to be in front of an audience singing or dancing. Many a party would find Chris perfo... Read More Show: Fri, July 20, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• Otto & George - XXX Ventriloquist - SPECIAL EVENT No matter what you think you're seen or heard before, you have never seen anything as outrageous as the legendary Otto & George. Within seconds of hitting the stage, Otto's ... Read More Show: Fri, July 27, 2012 8:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• KIDS DAYTIME COMEDY SHOW 8/16/12 FOR AGES 10+ SPECIAL EVENT Looking for something fun and exciting to do with your Children's group, Party group, or CAMP GROUP ? Why not book one of our great Daytime Camp Shows here at McGuires! Hilarious... Read More Show: Thu, August 16, 2012 1:00 PM Buy Tickets
  
• SUNDAY NIGHT FUNNIES 10/14/12 Enjoy your Sunday with a laugh! $14. Admission plus 2 beverage minimum per person at table. Show: Sun, October 14, 2012 7:30 PM Buy Tickets